December 21, 2005 @ 5:00 pm by sean
Drugs are bad.
Drugs are bad because they are sooo good.
I had an unexpected filling today. And a filling means nitros! Mmmm. I just went in for a cleaning, but I had a cavity that had been hangin’ around for a while so they said Let’s fill it. What an unexpected blessing. I wish I could write how fascinatingly amazing it feels to have nitrogen attaching to my red blood cells and going up to my brain and messing with it. At first it wasn’t doing anything, and I got worried. And then it came in a rush. And once it came, nothing mattered. People asked me questions and I had already responded by the time I realized I was asked a question. And my mouth was numb, so I probably sounded funny. But that would soon be forgotten and some other thought that could only be had while being filled with foreign gases was going through my mind. Oh boy what a wonderful day it is.
Perhaps dental work is a better career for me. I’ll think about it while I slap my numb face and laugh.
I certainly don’t agree with it, but it just adds more support to my claim that Americans who say that Canada is the neighbor upstairs telling us to turn the party down, are quite foolish people.