June 16, 2005 @ 1:39 pm by sean
I’m at work, so I am keeping my laughter in. Hopefully you are at a location where you can laugh liberally. Fitty Cent’s gotta watch out for 50 Shekel!!!!! Here is the merch! 50 Shekel designed them all too. I really want to get paid now! I can’t listen to any of it at work, but I will as soon as I get to the Gleasn’s tonight. Give it a listen, it has to be good. Supposedly 50 Shekel is also now a Christian Jew, so he’s kosher for us too! It was just put on the website’s breaking news today! Unfortunately now he is calling himself, ‘The Jewish Jesus Freak’ The term ‘Jesus Freak’ wore itself out 5 years ago. He’s wearing a cheesy Christian shirt in every picture that has a shirt in it.
Keep it kosher!
Moses Loves Chocolate Shiksas!
I did some research on shiksas because I’ve never heard the term. Here’s what I found: non-Jewish, gentile-looking, i.e., blond, blue eyed, women. I figured it was food. That makes that shirt even better. “Moses loves chocolate shiksas” (on the tablet) ‘I love chocolate shiksas, just ask my wifes!’ [not wives] ‘Numbers 12:1′ (Miriam and Aaron began to talk against Moses because of his Cushite wife, for he had married a Cushite.)
J.A.P. apparently means Jewish American Princess.
I think ‘Shabbos’ is synonymous for sabbath.
Havdalah is the cermony ending Shabbos.
I can’t figure out what ‘heeb’ means. ‘Heeb‘ the name of a Jewish hipster magazine. That’s all I can find.
What a great learning experience 50 Shekel has already been for me.
Here is something amazing. I looked for a definition of ‘Havdalah’ on the internet. I found this page on ‘Judaism 101.’ On the page it has this notice: Please note that this page contain the name of God. If you print it out, please treat it with appropriate respect.
That should teach us something about respect for all things ‘God.’
Ryan Lawrence once explained to me that when Jewish boys are young, they get to lick a plate of honey. Honey is soo sweet and delicious. They are then told that the word of God is even sweeter than this. Psalm 34:8 Taste and see that the Lord is Good. I think that is the verse we heard that prompter Ryan to explain this to me. I’ve also heard that Jewish people won’t step on a piece of paper, and usually pick it up, because it may have the name of God on it.
So apparantly there is a big controversy over 50 Shekel’s conversion to The Jewish Jesus Freak. A group, The Ju-Tang Clan, wrote a parody of his parody, and it’s viscious. It can be found on that site. They sure have potty-mouths. They even tell him to kill himself. I didn’t realize Jewish people could be so foul.
But no fear! Jewish hardcore is here! Yidcore! Though from what I saw on their site, I think they’re punk rock.
So I guess I had this view of Jewish people that isn’t necessarily true. I guess I figured they were all model citizens following the Torah. But bands like Yidcore and Jewdriver and Ju-Tang Clan, magazines like Heeb and sites like Jewschool, seem to go against that. I know of course that they are sinners like all of us, but I was quite suprised to see bands that would be so public about being Jewish, being very non-Jewish.