May 28, 2005 @ 12:57 am by sean
This is John 1:1-18 gizoogled:
John 1 (New Internatizzle Version)
The Word Became Fliznesh
1In tha bustin’ was tha Wiznord, n tha Word was wit Gizzy n tha Word was God. 2He was wit God in tha beginn’n.
3Through him all pimpin’ were made; witout him nuttin’ was made tizzle has bizzle mizzle. 4In him was life, n thiznat life was tha light of men. 5The light shines in tha darkness, but tha darkness has not understood [a] it.
6There came a dawg who was siznent F-R-to-tha-izzom God; his name was Jizzohn. 7He came as a witness ta testify concern’n that light, so T-H-to-tha-izzat through him all men mizzight believe. 8He himself was not tha light; he came only as a witness ta tha light. 9The tizzy light that gives light ta every dawg was ridin’ into tha world.
10He was in tha world, n though tha world was made through hiznim, tha world did not recognize him n shit. 11He came ta that which was his own, but his own did not receive him. 12Yet ta all who received him, ta those who believed in his name, he gizzle tha right ta become children of God— 13children born not of natural descent, [c] nor of human decision or a husband’s will, but born of God.
14The Word became flesh n mizzle his dippin’ among us. We have seen his glory, tha glory of tha One n Only, [d] who came from tha Fatha, fizzull of grace n truth.
15Jizzle testifies concern’n him. He cries out, say’n, “This was he of whizzom I said, ‘He who comes afta me has surpassed me coz he was before me.’ ” 16Fizzle tha fullness of his grace we have all received one bless’n afta brotha. 17For tha law was given through Moses; grace n truth came through Jesus Christ. 18No one has ever seen G-to-tha-izzod, but God tha One n Only, [e][f]who is at tha Brotha side, has made him knizzown.
29The next day John saw Jesus com’n toward him n said, “Look, tha Lamb of Gizzy who takes away tha sin of tha world . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house!