May 8, 2004 @ 10:04 pm by sean
My parents cat is such a slut. All day long I try to pet it and show it kindness, but the only thing I get back in return is sharp teeth and claws. Then all of the sudden it feels a little lonely and needs some lovin’, so it jumps up on the desk here and purrs and walks in front of the monitor and all over the mouse and on the keyboard if I don’t push it in, and sits on the mouse and rubs in my face and crawls on me, and then I am left with no choice but to pet it. But only as long as it wants to be pet. Then it bites me so I know it wants to leave, and then it just gets up and goes leaving hair statically clung to the monitor. What a slut.
Wait, that doesn’t make me the slut does it?
I think it’s being nice because my parents are out of town and my mother isn’t here to show it any love. It definately wasn’t my idea to be left alone, but they feel a need to celebrate their anniversery, so I won’t stop ’em. Fortunately Ben and Lisa let me stay at their place last night. But tonight I’m on my own. I might let the cat sleep up stairs tonight. I hate sleeping alone at night.
Now this darn cat thinks everytime I sit down at the computer he can get what he’s looking for.
I got an email from July today. I thought that was strange. This email has been floating around the Internet or something, then finally decides to show up. It was a devotion sent by a friend of a friend so it wasn’t just mis-dated. It was a neat experience of the past.
A little while ago I heard the cat hitting something under the table I think between the actual surface and the big post and I heard something fall but didn’t see what it was. It turned out to be an Easter egg from a few weeks ago my sister and I didn’t find.
“BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found. The German magazine ‘Men’s Car’ found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.”
I’m exhausted and I can see it in my writing. I don’t like writing when I’m not cheerful.