January 18, 2004 @ 2:36 am by sean
i washed my dishes today(saturday, i havent gone to bed yet) when i took a shower. i thought it was a grand idea. i brought my dishes and dishsoap and dishrag in there, and washed em. two birds with one stone. give it a try, unless you dont like being efficient.
so i figured out that there is only 5 women on the entire planet i could marry, and ive explained that to people orally, but since there are so many numbers involved to illustrate it, i figure ill write it down for consistency. so here goes:
i’ll start out with the assumption that there are 10 million available females between the ages of 15 and 23(4 years + and -) in the entire world. that may be optomistic or conservative, but for simplicity sake, i’ll stick with it. of those ten million, there’d only be about 2 million of those i’d want to hang out with. of those two million, there’d only be about 1 million i’d want to be friends with. of that 1 million there’d be about 250,000 thousand i’d want to be really good friends with. of that 250,000 there’d be about 100,000 that would be phsyically attractive and of that about 50,000 would be christian. of that 50,000 there’d be only 1,000 i would date(if i dated, but i don’t). of that 1,000 i would consider marrying 100 of them. id only possibly meet about 5 of that 100, and only about 5 of that 100 would marry me. so now we are down to two groups of 5 women in the entire world that i could marry. 5 that i would possibly meet, and 5 that would marry me. however, both those groups of 5 arent necessarily the same 5. as much as 5 of them could be the same, and as little as 0. so more than likely only 1 or 2 of the 5 women that would marry me, would be of the 5 women that i would marry and possibly meet. get it? maybe i’ll make a diagram and show you somehow.
how would Jesus feel about smoking? how would my parents feel? how would the young people that look up to me feel? well im not sure there are any of those. i really want to be a pipe smoker, tabacco of course, but im not sure i like the idea of being labeled a smoker and allowing an addictive poison into my body voluntarily. but i dont want to be a poser and just have a pipe and never smoke it. maybe if it’s only used on very limited occasions. occasions necessary for smoking a pipe. like reading something intellectual while drinking wine. or while playing chess, while drinking wine. or having a philosophical discussion at ‘the cooks shop’ in windsor, of course while drinking wine. i think the pipe could only compliment the wine. red wine. if no wine, than no pipe. does Jesus think it’s ok?